Cinema Covenant
A podcast where friends cast movies upon each other like a curse.

Maya Hansen and Toben Shelby

Toben: Classical "nerd", reared on all the films deemed "classic" by the net-savvy collective millennial unconscious. Maya: Artist (read: Stoner), left to fend on their own, drawn instead to body horror and Japanese animation. One picks a movie that the other one hasn't seen, and makes them watch it. They switch back and forth each episode. Repeat until the death of film.

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Series: Cinema Covenant

Parking Lot Test: : The Lego Movie

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Cinema Covenant
Parking Lot Test: : The Lego Movie
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Reactions to the Lego corporations inexplicable bundle of buildable joy.

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Parking Lot Test: Metallica Through The Never: An IMAX 3D Experience

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Cinema Covenant
Parking Lot Test: Metallica Through The Never: An IMAX 3D Experience
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How did Robert Trujillo get so good at crab-walking? How is James Hetfield so strong for an old guy? Why is Kirk Hammett’s guitar bleeding? Who gives a fuck about Lars?

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  • Cover Source
  • Metallica – The Wait
  • Metallica – Dyer’s Eve

Parking Lot Test: The World’s End

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Cinema Covenant
Parking Lot Test: The World's End
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Edgar Wright is telling us it’s the end of the world, but after watching his movie, we feel fine.

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