Space Money Octagon Presents
The Filmography Disquisition Series
Kristen Stewart: An Exhaustive Examination
Tracy is an aspiring moody folk singer in Slab City, California. One afternoon while plinking away on her guitar, Tracy takes notice of a mysterious scruffy stranger who recently wandered into town. After chatting, they agree to spend the day together – including a visit to Salvation Mountain. Later, Tracy invites the stranger in for a joint session of sexual congress – but he respectfully declines, citing concern about her young age. After singing a nice song together, the stranger tells Tracy to follow her dreams and grab them and the two part ways… never to see each other again.
Join co-hosts Vanessa and Toben on a quest that began (in Volume 1) with one of the most pressing cinematic questions of our time: what’s the best movie Blake Lively’s ever been in?
In Volume 2, Vanessa and Toben seek to determine the best Kristen Stewart movie of all time.
They will watch – in chronological order – every major motion picture featuring the actress Kristen Stewart. At the end of each episode, an updated ranking of Kristen Stewart movies will be determined using a refined academic and scientific process.
- Panic Room
- The Messengers
- The Safety of Objects
- Fierce People
- In The Land of Women
- Cold Creek Manor
- Catch That Kid
- The Cake Eaters
Contact: email@example.com (emails may be read on the show)
Music: Mozart’s Bassoon Concerto in B Flat Major, K. 191 – I. Allegro
performed by the Skidmore College Orchestra
Sound effects: https://www.freesound.org/people/Corsica_S/sounds/174771/
Intro voice: @iamastove
This was actually a terrible idea for a podcast