Film Disquisition Vol 2 Ep 18: Welcome to the Rileys


Space Money Octagon Presents
The Filmography Disquisition Series
Volume 2
Kristen Stewart: An Exhaustive Examination

Welcome to the Rileys (2010)
“Mallory” is a moody runaway teen from Florida who hates cops and works as a dancer in New Orleans. One night at work, she strikes up a conversation with a middle aged man named Doug Riley, who is trying to avoid his coworkers at a business convention. After a brief misunderstanding about his line of work, the two strike up an unlikely friendship and bond over marijuana and home renovation. They hang out a lot because Doug doesn’t like being alone and Mallory doesn’t have any authoritative adult influences in her life. Soon Doug becomes a boarder at Mallory’s home. After several days of sharing life experiences and learning from each other, Doug’s wife shows up…and is surprisingly calm about the whole situation. In fact, she temporarily moves in with them and they have a whole little family situation. As Mallory feels more pressure from the Rileys to accept more responsibility for her life, the living situation reaches its boiling point – ultimately dismantling the found family unit. 

Join co-hosts Vanessa and Toben on a quest that began (in Volume 1) with one of the most pressing cinematic questions of our time: what’s the best movie Blake Lively’s ever been in?

In Volume 2, Vanessa and Toben seek to determine the best Kristen Stewart movie of all time.

They will watch – in chronological order – every major motion picture featuring the actress Kristen Stewart. At the end of each episode, an updated ranking of Kristen Stewart movies will be determined using a refined academic and scientific process.

Current Rankings:

  1. Speak
  2. Adventureland
  3. The Twilight Saga: New Moon
  4. Zathura
  5. Panic Room
  6. Twilight
  7. The Yellow Handkerchief
  8. The Messengers
  9. The Safety of Objects
  10. Fierce People
  11. In The Land of Women
  12. Into The Wild
  13. Cold Creek Manor
  14. Catch That Kid
  15. The Cake Eaters
  16. Jumper
  17. What Just Happened
  18. Undertow

Contact: filmdisq@gmail.com (emails may be read on the show)

Hosts: Vanessa  and Toben 

Music: Mozart’s Bassoon Concerto in B Flat Major, K. 191 – I. Allegro
performed by the Skidmore College Orchestra

Sound effects: https://www.freesound.org/people/Corsica_S/sounds/174771/
https://www.freesound.org/people/juskiddink/sounds/215658/

Intro voice performance: @iamastove

This was actually a terrible idea for a podcast

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