Space Money Octagon Presents
The Filmography Disquisition Series
Kristen Stewart: An Exhaustive Examination
The Yellow Handkerchief (2008)
Martine is a moody, southern teen looking to get out of town after a romantic misfire. She bums a ride with awkward and creepy older teen boy Gordy. They soon connect with grown adult Brett and carpool on a ferry to save money. After Brett helps her out of a jam at a motel, Martine and he hang out at a bus stop for awhile, before learning a storm knocked out public transportation for the day. So they meet back up with Gordy and hit the road again. Will Martine ever decide to return home? Will she, Brett, and Gordy learn something about themselves and each other during their road trip? Does Gordy get less creepy and redeem himself in the eyes of Martine? Does Martine figure what Brett’s deal is? Mostly yes.
Join co-hosts Vanessa and Toben on a quest that began (in Volume 1) with one of the most pressing cinematic questions of our time: what’s the best movie Blake Lively’s ever been in?
In Volume 2, Vanessa and Toben seek to determine the best Kristen Stewart movie of all time.
They will watch – in chronological order – every major motion picture featuring the actress Kristen Stewart. At the end of each episode, an updated ranking of Kristen Stewart movies will be determined using a refined academic and scientific process.
- Panic Room
- The Messengers
- The Safety of Objects
- Fierce People
- In The Land of Women
- Into The Wild
- Cold Creek Manor
- Catch That Kid
- The Cake Eaters
- What Just Happened
Contact: email@example.com (emails may be read on the show)
Music: Mozart’s Bassoon Concerto in B Flat Major, K. 191 – I. Allegro
performed by the Skidmore College Orchestra
Sound effects: https://www.freesound.org/people/Corsica_S/sounds/174771/
Intro voice performance: @iamastove
This was actually a terrible idea for a podcast