ClobberCast Episode 9: An Emma-tional Rollercoaster

ClobberCast is back and better than ever (?)! Hank and Toben are joined by the podcast’s mysterious new third man, former guest and Space Money Octagon co-founder Calvin Hansen. Also joining in on the wrasslin’ chatter is THE ULTIMATE MARK ULTIMATE MARKOUT of the internet.

The stable is at full strength to go over the highlights of Money in the Bank, analyze current WWE feuds, returns and developments. Also, we relive the hours-long drama of 7-2-14 regarding a favorite women’s wrestler. What are PWG BOLA, NJPW and DDT Puroresuringu and are any of them contagious? Hank and TUMUM explain. And we introduce a new segment that’s sure to end in disappointment. There’s a bunch of crazy rambling in between all that and something about empowering mud matches and Damien Sandow kissing people.

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☆ when you get your shit together this whole world is ours ☆


  • GDP – 35&6
  • GDP – ReEvaluate (feat. Shape)
  • GDP – Halftime
  • GDP – Neural Circuitry
  • GDP – Little Boxes
  • clipping – (ft. kill rogers & TiVO)
  • GDP – Oxy Polycontin
  • GDP – Someday When Things are Good
  • Danny Brown – 30
  • GDP – Mascara (feat. Wiccaphase)
  • GDP – Placeholder
  • 2Pac – Only God Can Judge Me (feat. Rappin’ 4-Tay)
  • #$ – Midnight Movies
  • #$ – Apathy
  • Nacho Picasso – DMT (feat. Thaddeus David)
  • Kanye West – Bound 2 (Cavalier Trap Remix)


☆ stay the fuck up out my biznass ☆


  • SYNCHRONICITY – Pizza Sauce on My Uggs… UHG!!
  • George & Jonathan – Jamn
  • George & Jonathan – Everyday Problems
  • a-ha – Take on Me (Snesei Remix)
  • Quarterbacks – Center
  • Quarterbacks – Prove Me Wrong
  • Erica Freas – Song for a Mermaid
  • cwabs – sseagulls please
  • cwabs – big cheese
  • Morning, Moon and Mercury – 旅行


☆ i’ll be your lover tonight ☆


  • JAKAZiD – Pierce the Sky (feat. K.N.)
  • Darude – Sandstorm
  • DJ Aligator – The Whistle Song
  • Vengaboys – Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom!!
  • Captain Jack – Dream a Dream
  • Bloodhound Gang – The Bad Touch (Eiffel 65 Remix)
  • Eiffel 65 – Blue (Da Ba Dee)
  • kors k – All My Love (feat. ЯIRE)

ClobberCast Episode 8: I Have Concerns About Adam Rose’s Pants

ClobberCast reflects on Extreme Rules, tries to answer ring attire questions and discusses Scooby-Doo’s wrasslin’ adventure.

Toben and Hank welcome Meeks to the ClobberCast. After watching “Scooby-Doo! WrestleMania Mystery,” an episode of RAW and WWE’ Extreme Rules, they’re all in on wrestling – but why?
Questions must be answered! Like, is Bray Wyatt’s feud with John Cena losing steam? Does WWE have a problem portraying women? Is Kane the Devil’s favorite demon with no regard for life but also a pro wrestler contracted to abide by the rules of WWE? More importantly – is Adam Rose’s fashion consultant stealing designs from the anime Utena? What’s the secret behind Cesaro’s jacket? Is Paige wearing Doc Martens in matches more than just a baller fashion choice? All this and more will be revealed!

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☆ what is the sound of one hand twerking ☆


  • Truxton – VOMITBREATH
  • Waka Flocka Flame – Hard in da Paint
  • Waka Flocka Flame – Brother’s Keeper (feat. Wooh Da Kid)
  • Danny Brown – Kush Coma (feat. A$AP Rocky & Zelooperz)
  • A$AP Rocky – Wild for the Nite (feat. Skrillex & Birdy Nam Nam)
  • Evil Nine X Danny Brown- The Black Brad Pitt (Gesaffelstein Remix)
  • Diplo X Sleigh Bells X Danny Brown – Dippin Demons
  • Big Sean – Dance (A$$) (feat. Nicki Minaj)
  • DJ Snake – Turn Down for What (feat. Lil Jon)

ClobberCast Episode 7: Wrestling is Magic

Remembering the Ultimate Warrior; reveling in two days of pure wrestling happiness.

Hank and Toben are joined once again by Space Money Octagon co-founder – and recent wrestling convert – Calvin to talk about the magic that was WrestleMania XXX and the Monday Night RAW that followed. But first, they take some time to remember iconic wrestler The Ultimate Warrior, who passed away just days after being inducted in the WWE Hall of Fame.

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☆ live the lie until everyone believes it, somehow survive ☆


  • Nice Try – no good
  • Quarterbacks – Don’t Wanna
  • elvis depressedly – okay
  • The Mountain Goats – The Mess Inside
  • Seth Boyer – West Side Ghost Hunters (Demo)
  • Emily Corvi – Bruno is Orange (Hop Along, Queen Ansleis Cover)
  • Moon Mission Death Squad – Alternate Wavelengths
  • RVIVR – Resilient Bastard (Shellshag Cover)

ClobberCast Episode 6: #HijackPodcast

The ClobberCast reviews the WWE Network and previews WrestleMania XXX, while battling strange and mysterious interference.

Hank and Toben are joined on this episode by Daniel Bryan enthusiast and not-jaded-yet casual wrestling fan Derek Alexander of Nothing Matters podcast. Together, they reflect on the first two weeks of the WWE Network and what classics they’ve been revisiting, argue about ECW, and figure out what type of madman would want the over-the-top service. After that, they try to predict what may happen at WrestleMania XXX and why. All the while, the trio battles strange interference from a mysterious force (it’s Skype…Skype almost broke the podcast).

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