ClobberCast Episode 35: He’s Workin’ The Lump Scar

Stardom’s Cinderella Tournament, and the dreams within the heart of its winner! The Young Bucks book shit from their YouTube channel way better than Ring of Honor! Wrestling Dontaku was a ton of fun and had some dope matches! Hopefully WWE’s women’s tournament is good! Calvin and Toben have serious heat over the single pant-leg look! Our personal entrance music picks, plus some silly fantasy casting of wrestlers in all our favorite movies! (E-mail us more movies you want us to cast!)

Hosts

Music:

  • The Mountain Goats – Choked Out
  • nWo Japan ~ AristTrist – FLAMES OF FREEDOM
  • Peelander-Z – Terry Punk!

Gimmicks

Ballet Mécanique Episode 8: Eureka Seven (Opposite View / Sky Rock Gate)

Going into some deep dark spooky caves. Moondoggy and Gidget get a little too spicy for Renton. Hey, how come LFOs are people-shaped? That chomp is a LITTLE bit horny. Renton eats three pizzas and catches the Itis. A ghost house, like from JoJo’s. Fishing for skyfish, and harvesting their corpses for parts. What’s Autumn? Hilda is still The Absolute Best. Brand new Socks Tech. ~ The Boner Shot ~

Hosts:

Music:

  • Del Amitri – Opposite View
  • Lord RAJA – Koi Fish

Auxiliary Systems:

Ballet Mécanique Episode 7: Eureka Seven (The Beginning / Memory Band / Human Behavior)

Anemone, bound in eyeballs. Dominic, a dork with a silly backpack. Renton, with headcanons about his fingers. Renton drives the thing. Hey, again, what the fuck is a Coralian? Stoner is off them shits. ILLEGAL COUNTER-CULTURE MAGAZINE. Who does the layout for ray=out? Tryna get a Puncha Nut. Old dudes doing old dude shit. Paddy Wagon.

Hosts:

Music:

  • Derrick May – The Beginning
  • HOME MADE Kazoku – Shounen Heart
  • Asami Izawa – Fly Away
  • Björk – Human Behavior

Auxiliary Systems:

Ballet Mécanique Episode 6: Eureka Seven (Into the Nature / Acperience 1)

Shit getting real haunts Gekkostate like a ghost. Anemone loves jam. Matthieu makes some interesting condiment choices. What the hell’s a Coralian? Kute-class without the “e”. Anemone is revealed as a bullet hell boss. “Bascude Crisis”, by Heart. Trippy shit occurs. A twist on “Women in Refrigerators”.

Hosts:

Music:

  • Hardfloor – Into the Nature
  • Hardfloor – Acperience 1

Auxiliary Systems:

Film Disquisition Volume 1: Blake Lively: An Exhaustive Examination; Episode 6: New York I Love You (2008)

Space Money Octagon Presents
The Filmography Disquisition Series
Volume 1
Blake Lively: An Exhaustive Examination

Episode 6 – New York I Love You (2008)

Blake Lively’s fresh out of a high school relationship and now dating a thoughtful film student from NYU. Things get a little awkward, though, when she brings him to her senior prom and they bump into her ex. He’s there with his new prom date, a cute brunette girl – who is also disabled – and attending thanks to the Make A Wish Foundation. After an exchange of pleasantries, she and her ex go their separate ways,  continuing their evenings with their dates… haunted by the fleeting thoughts of what might have been.

Film rankings thus far:
1. The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants
2. Elvis and Anabelle
3. The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2
4. Accepted
5. Simon Says

Bonus content warning:
At the end of this episode, we take a big tonal shift and feature some audio of a speech highlighting a very real and uncomfortable topic, along with a call of support for the Child Rescue Coalition. Content warning for child exploitation and abuse.

Link:
Blake Lively Gave a Powerful, Impassioned Speech About Child Pornography, so Naturally People Had Questions About Her Outfit

Series overview:
Join Vanessa and Toben on an academic and well-researched quest to answer one of the most pressing cinematic questions of our time: what’s the best movie Blake Lively’s ever been in? During volume one of this series, they will watch – in chronological order – every single major motion picture featuring the actress Blake Lively. At the end of each episode, an updated ranking of Blake Lively movies will be determined, until the inevitable conclusion.

Contact: filmdisq@gmail.com (emails may be read on the show)

Hosts: Vanessa (http://twitter.com/the_virago) and Toben (http://twitter.com/pursuedbyabeard)

Music: Mozart’s Bassoon Concerto in B Flat Major, K. 191 – I. Allegro
performed by the Skidmore College Orchestra

Record start sound effect: https://www.freesound.org/people/Corsica_S/sounds/174771/
Fireplace sound effect: https://www.freesound.org/people/juskiddink/sounds/215658/

Intro voicework: @iamastove (twitter.com/iamastove)

This was actually a terrible idea for a podcast

 

 

Ballet Mécanique Episode 5: Eureka Seven (Paper Moon Shine / Higher Than the Sun)

Shit is now getting real. Renton gets DECKED, but this time it’s not his fault. Grandma, are you an anarchist? How could a girl be a military dog? LOT’S of dark flashbacks. Nirvash ain’t talkin’. Renton’s First Space Boner. Chairman Moondoggie.

Hosts:

Music:

  • Ella Fitzgerald – It’s Only A Paper Moon
  • Primal Scream – Higher Than the Sun

Auxiliary Systems: